Fremmerlid
an act involving a grown woman shoving a baby panther into her v-g-n-. often frowned upon in modern-day society, however it was returned to popularity by female metal singers, who use the pain the procedure causes to create guttural growls or high shrieks. only for those who lack the ability to growl and/or shriek. the male equivalent, the spearns, is even more painful and requires even more intestinal fort-tude to perform, as it is done with a fully grown alligator.
headbanger 1: dude, angela gossow sure can roar.
headbanger 2: she’s totally cheating, man. she’s using the fremmerlid!!
chelsea stephanie painful things angela gossow
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