french band-aid
prior to engaging in s-xual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the -ss cheeks and lower back. start to have s-x in the “doggy position” and apply the wax paper. before finishing tear the paper off and run!
i have given french band-aid’s in the past but this was like no other.
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