french bulldog
a cute little dog with a smushed face, huge ears, and bug eyes.
aww look at ralph our french bulldog, chewing on my shoes! he’s naughty.
a man sets up by pushing his genitals backwards toward his b-tt crack; he then takes the back of his woman’s head and repeatedly shoves her face it into his scr-t-m and taint until it is a hot slobbery mess.
“what started out as an innosent fruit salad, quickly turned ugly and went french bulldog.”
when a guy or girl is eating a girl out by french kissing her v-g-n- and making a dog sound
i gave my girlfriend a french bulldog for valentine’s day.
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