a statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful french woman.
“you speak french very well, for an american.”
“i just love the way you embrace your round figure when you dance.”
“you must have a fantastic metabolism. i would never be able to eat such a big dessert.”
“how daring of you to wear such a lively color.”
“marie just told me my bag was ‘interesting.’ i’m pretty sure that was a french compliment.”
- french foreign legion
a military organization that will allow any healthy male 18-45 to join, 17 with parent permission. from any country at any time for most reasons any man can walk into one of their recruiting stations and join up. a legionnaires’ life is a difficult one, for the only starting contract you can sign is a […]
one who m-st-rb-t-s using only the left hand. joe: “dude, eli’s left arm is so strong–how’d he do it?” mike: “didn’t you know? he’s a lefturbator.”
- french haggis
to french haggis someone is to pull down there trousers and french kiss there genitalia mike : woa did you see what nick done to pete!? mark : ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:o
- french emb*ssy
the act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an “french emb-ssy,” because you bring a little bit of france to that body part. when establishing french emb-ssies typically more than one is suggested for effective “diplomatic relations.” craig ferguson thought a french emb-ssy wasn’t […]
go suck a c-ck. commonly used against someone you wouldn’t want to know what your saying. e.g. parent, teacher. gsac you filthy teacher!