french date

a mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of romantic relationship and/or s-x, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to “hanging out.” this kind of date is considered a “french” one because “hanging out” is usually what people from france mean when they say “go on a date.” “french date” can also refer to two friends just “hanging out” alone. however, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
“yo.” jonathan said. “how was your date with the hot french chick you met a few days ago?”
“it was a french date.” i replied.

“you french kissed?” jonathan asked.

“no.” i replied “she doesn’t speak english well and she thought i was asking her to ‘just hang out’ when i said ‘wanna go on a date?’ and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone.”

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