french dove
the delicate art of gently cupping ones exposed scr-t-m and flaccid p-n-s in ones hand so as to resemble the form of proud european dove nesting. often used as a sign of affection towards one’s significant other. originates from the period of the french revolution when poor peasants were unable to afford lavish gifts for their mistresses. a french dove was an honourable way to show ones affection.
“genevieve was smitten with jean-claude’s french dove”
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