French Goat
a slang term for a b-n-r or an erection.
boy: “dude, that girl turns me on!”
boy 2: “ah, cr-p! i can see your french goat!”
boy: “holy sh-t, let me put that away!!”
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- Frigass
adjective. pr-nounced– frig-aus used to describe one who is highly compet-tive, a jerk, and occasionally nice. can’t accept losing. (usually used to describe people named thomas) person 1: ha, beat you! frig-ss: whatever, i challenge you to a rematch…and we keep playing until i win. person 1:…you cant accept you lost…your such a frig-ss…
- ftbrg
stands for “f-ck that b-tt real good” originated from a goon story from sa forums. ut: im off to see amanda again, were going to “hang out” gs: you go man and make sure you ftbrg to f-ck (or f-cked) that b-tt real good he really ftbrg last night.
- crotch spawn
derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about. i was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. i was like, control your d-mn crotch sp-wn, woman. a derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people one […]
- Crotch Specter
someone who brushes up against another person’s privates in such a way that it’s made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel. see also -ss phantom i felt that you crotch specter!
- crotch snorkle
simulated oral s-x. or any public head to groin action. coined by ryan seacrest in regards to adam lambert’s ama performance. also see: pink’s 2004 billboard awards performance and derek hough and joanna krupa on dancing with the stars. 1. “man, he knocked tom brady on his -ss!” “yeah, it was a great sack, except […]