French gymnast
when you’re doing an eifel tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.
sacre bleau! jaques and i were banging fifi eifel tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a french gymnast!
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