the act of fisting a girl and eating her -ss simultaneously.
can i have a tic tac? carly and i were french horning last night.
- white w*lly wasted
when a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete t-t of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people’s drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry -ss. that lad was white w-lly wasted
- pig porker
a pig porker is one who has s-x with unattractive partners. juan was so h-rny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!
an amazingly awesome person. i wish that magatha would notice me….
the act of chewing on another persons toe. me: my toe feels dry friend: don’t worry it won’t once it’s been nubled
- that and a platinum card
that and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. the meaning is something is without any particular, practical value. hmmmmm, a degree from that internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!