french kiss the morning


french kiss the morning is a phrase referring to the first large, gaping, tongue lolling yawn given by a person (or animal) after waking.
i always wake early, “french kiss the morning”, then turn to my wife who advises: “brush your teeth before trying that on me…”.

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