french lettuce
an endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used v-g-n-.
the prost-tute asked: “would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?”
‘french lettuce’ is a term meaning condom.
it’s an old term as my parents use it…
girl; i’m ready
boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it’s on properly
girl; i’m pregnant…
boy; omg! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it….
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