French Major
a dazzlingly attractive and stunningly brilliant student who can not only speak the s-xiest language on earth but also has several other noteworthy skills. these include (but are not limited to) the ability to cook upscale cuisine, identify pieces of fine art, and make jokes about literary cl-ssics that will be, in all likelihood, over your head.
french major: excuse me, mon cher, but could you hand me that bag of flour? i’m trying to get this bread to rise evenly enough that it doesn’t resemble the snake that swallowed the elephant! haha!
lucky significant other: of course! will we be enjoying this with our beef bourguignon and merlot tonight?
french major: oui oui! 😉 our table will look like a baroque still life!
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