french microphone
the definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.
i searched “french microphone” on google and found the definition swiftly after. then i threw up my egg and cheese mcgriddle.
when some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo
bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party
when someone gives a sleeping guy a bl-wj-b while they’re sleeping.
yeah, and then i woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!
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