french mortar


when one shoves a croissant in their own sh-tter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their -ss aimed high in the air and lets out a m-ssive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

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