French Negotiation


the act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
guy 1: so, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

guy 2: yep

guy 1: wow, you’ve mastered the art of french negotiation!
the act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.
guy 1: so, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

guy 2: yep

guy 1: wow, you’ve mastered the art of french negotiation!

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