french opening


noun
the b-tthole.

verb
the opening of the -n-s.
shaun: i was in the french opening for my first time yesterday!
kurt: oh, i love tennis!
shaun: no, i mean my boyfriend sky’s french opening.
noun:
the b-tthole.

verb:
the opening of the -n-s.

synonyms:
corn chute, t-rd tunnel, cr-p cannon, sh-t shooter, balloon knot, monkey b-tton, portal to paradise, stink star, hershey highway, sh-t pit, brown eye, chocolate starfish, rusty bullet hole, rusty sheriffs badge.
shaun: i was in the french opening yesterday for my first time!
kurt: oh, i love tennis!
shaun: no, i mean my boyfriends french opening.

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