French Press

a raunchy s-xual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. the male takes his position above her, pushing his c-ck straight down into the woman’s -n-s and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. basically the -n-l version of the piledriver, a v-g-n-l entry position. it can only be cl-ssified as a french press if the man -j-c-l-t-s inside the woman after much “plunging” thus creating a burst of hot liquid – not coffee either, mind you.
the look on her face was priceless as i seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.
a s-xual move where one person starts to take a cr-p and a second person immediately shoves his d-ck or a d-ld- in the first person’s -ss to press the sh-t back in.
at the party she felt a t-rd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a french press. unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.
the act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. this is preferably done so that the scr-t-m is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the -n-s during the workout.

disclaimer: not recommended for normal gym hours
“hey bro you want to help me with a french press? sweet. take off your pants.”
“i was offered a french press by my priest. it wasn’t was i expected.”
“what the f-ck! i thought you meant coffee!!”
process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her v-g-n- and pushes it out her -n-s.
jill: ah i’m so constipated mich-lle

mich-lle: try the french press! it helps me all the time!
to squeeze the liquid out of a t-rd, using one’s underwear, and into someone’s mouth.
that four-dollar hooker let me french press her twice!
the act of sharting while tea bagging.
i was tea bagging veronica when i felt a fart coming on. when i let it loose, i accidentally sharted all over her face. she laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.
a masturbation technique where the “whacking” hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the b-lls, pinkie towards the head). while rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.
i was doing the “french press” while watching this p-rno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.