french shoehorn
1. a heretos-xual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don’t work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.
2. an actual shoehorn made in france
bill:”yeah, i took sandy to mcdonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my miata.”
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