French Talking
talking in a manner to imitate french kissing. sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.
not neccesarily in french though. can be in german or italian.
usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to french kissing. also an alternative side play.
french talking:
herr adolf: benevuti, il duce… (eyes downcast)
musollini: bona serra mi bella fuhrer! mi bella adolf…(crying hysterically)
herr adolf: “warum? warum liebst du mich nicht? ich hab keine l-st fur diese scheisse…”
adolf and benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
benito looked ashamed. “mi dispiache, adolf…” he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the allied forces and pursuing a truce.
“wir gehen zu bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut”, hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won rommell “the desert fox”‘s heart during the war in the balkans.
(kissing and b-tt plugging ensue)
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