french weekend


a french weekend is not necessarily a weekend. essentially, a french weekend is the few days you don’t wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard s-x with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. for the next few days you can smell s-x on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it’s overtaken by your own familiar stink. that’s when you know it’s time to rub-n’-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go f-ck again.
i haven’t seen her for a few days now, but i’m still having a french weekend.

man, you smell like that chick from accounting. are you having a french weekend?

why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
i am having a french weekend.

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