Fresbro
a bro, specifically one from fresno. the result of natural selection failing to take action when it probably should. the cheese to paulie bleeker’s mediocre macaroni that is fresno, california. the much richer counterpart to their unacknowledged but nonetheless very visible, more r-t-rded cousin, the fresbrah.
“a fresbro is a bro from fresno.”
a male inhabitant of fresno. fresbro populations are concentrated in river park, the nearest gym, or attending fresno state.
fresbro: i just bought a bunch of holister v-necks at fashion fair mall. now i’m going to drive 120mph in my suburban down shaw to fresno state so i can get overly drunk and cheer for a sh-t football team that, no matter how good the players, will be guaranteed to lose, thanks to the worst division 1 coaching staff in the nation. i’ll then drive my drunk -ss home at 140mph down barstow, hit a kid, and not give a single f-ck.
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