fresca
when you c-m in a girls -ss then she farts it out.
i gave that old lady a fresca.
(n).(v).(adj). a s-xual act where by a female partner uses a s-x toy harness (a.k.a. a strap-on) to penetrate the -n-s of her male partner. the word dates back to 1899, where michael haberlant reported on the uses of double sided s-x toys by natives in zanzibar. it was in his doc-mentation the word was first recorded. the dichotomy between a fresca and a diet fresca is due to the size of the female partner. a fresca, or sometimes referred to as a regular fresca to differentiate from a diet fresca, is when the female partner performing the s-xual act is larger than the male partner. etymologists agree that weight is the standard for determining the “size” of the female partner.
(n) “i am about to get my fresca on” or “or can you bend over and hand me a fresca”
(v) “i let that chic fresca the f@#$ out of me last night ” or “we’re going to mother f@#$ing fresca on this mother f@#$ing plane”
(adj) “she’s a fresca girl” or “that’s so fresca, it make me want a hot dog real bad”
a s-xy girl with huge b–bs and a nice -ss donk!
hrmmm…her figure is such a frescas
something that is hip, awesome, or totally f-cking cool.
“yo man, did you see that chick fall in the pond? that was so fresca!”
fresca is, to say the least, an incredible girl. she is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. she is gorgeous, but still stands out from the other pretty girls. she has a sense of humor that never dissapoints or keeps you from laughing. she has this aura about her that no one else could ever have. she carries herself with grace worthy of grace kelly herself. fresca is loving, unique, and maybe even a bit quirky; but its in a cool addictive way. once you meet a real fresca, don’t ever let go.
fresca is the greatest girl ever!
really, really good beverage. it is a grapefruit soda with 0 calories. quite possibly the greatest refreshment ever made.
hey! that’s my last fresca, you can’t have it!
drink that once consumed reacts with the body and creates a old v-g-n- because only old women drink it.
ralph drank a fresca and now he has a v-g-n-!
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