fresh hell


an expression used when things go from bad to worse very quickly and inexplicably; when your luck simply can’t get any worse.
a man sees cop lights in his rearview mirror as he drives himself to the hospital for an accidentally self-inflicted wound. he exclaims:
“jesus f-cking christ! what fresh h-ll is this?”

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