freshman that have been “captured” by soph-m-res, juniors, and seniors to engage in epic combat in a pokemon-like fashion.
names for freshemon are based on actual names.
guy1: -whistle- standing in the lunch line, staying out of trouble -whistle-
guy2: bwahaha i shall cut in front of you!
guy1: hey, you weren’t there before!
guy2: bwahaha we shall decide who gets this spot with a freshemon battle!
guy1: okay. go fransaur!
guy2: bwahaha. go billypuff!
guy1: fransaur use hyper beam!
freshman known as fransaur: fransaur!
guy2 nooo. my freshemon has been defeated!
f-cking + hilarious = falrious guy 1 – last night i met a chick who had a mustache girl 1 – oh my g-d that’s falrious!!
- American Tuxedo
much like the canadian tuxedo, the american tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. recommended accessory: flag pin. billybob: that a mighty fine american tuxedo bubba. bubba: why thank you bb you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.
- big jugs
a pair of large, fleshy, spherical protrusions, found on the frontal area of a female’s torso and containing milk-producing mammary glands. wendy was the dominant female in the group due to her big jugs. a typically derogatory way to describe large br–sts jessica cugley has big jugs.
- breakfast sex
s-x early in the morning. particularly good for revenge s-x, break-up s-x, and “i was too drunk last night to know you’re ugly but oh well let’s go again” -s-x. breakfast s-x may or may not be accompanied with actual food. she was so hot, i couldn’t help but have breakfast s-x before i left […]
v. breided, breiding, breides v. tr. to -ssf-ck in a violent, uncontrolled way. especially used to denote applying military superiority to force lower ranking personel into unvoluntary -ssf-cking. the major did a breide -ssf-ck on the conscript, forcing him to swallow afterwards.