freshen up


chant used by toilet attendants in gents conveniences to hoax persons into the acceptance of after shave and or soap in the expectance to receive cash.

the attendant usually of afro carribean orrigin usually has an informal agreement with the club management to clean the conveniences in return to provide this facility.

some attendants now referred to as “freshen up guy” also offer candy.
yo, yo freshen up man! freshen up.

freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani. freshen up for the poonani! we love p-ssy.

the freshen up song!

if you’re happy and you know it freshen up!
the gum that goes…….squirt!
young boy: did you see that new commercial for freshen up?

younger boy: oh, you mean the one with the soccer chick inserting the piece of gum slowly and discretely into her gaping mouth, meanwhile the voice-over is repeatedly saying “here it comes, here it comes….” ?

young boy: i hate you.
the call of an afro carribean man living on the breadline, stood in the gents to sell you soap.
‘freshen up for de punani’

‘if you’re happy and you know it freshen up’

‘don’t you know freshen up, you got to freshen up’

and so on.
to burn sumbody up with petrol
we gonna freshen u up essay!!!
based on the liquid-filled gum that was popular in the 1980’s.

the act of going down on your woman, and as you munch, lick, and pleasure her box, she somewhat unexpectedly squirts her love juice in your mouth leaving you with, hopefully, a tasty treat.
fh: i heard action in the hotel bed next to me last night. were you getting laid?

br: no, but i did “freshen up”….my girlfriend was very pleased.
you havent had s-x in a long while… please frehsen up… your stale
john goes out multiplr times a week yet never seems to pull.. this makes john stale and to him we say “freshen up”

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