Freshershist
outstandingly fresh, at this point your arm pits are so fresh that the world has to take a moment to pause in smell. this is usually the result of old spice products, and has been the lead cause in very muscular appearance and a loud booming voice….p-p-p-p-p-p-power!
muscular oder blocking power that lasts over 16 hours is the freshershist.
the ultimate freshness. nearly the only way to achive this is with old spice. it is the chuck norris of freshness.
the only known people to have this are bruce campell, isaiah mustafa and terry crews
fresh
fresher
freshest
freshershist
or
“i used old spice this morning”
“i can tell, your pits are the freshershist i have ever seen!”
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