Freshly Spanked


used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. the loss must be of a significantly high level.
jim: how did your team do last night?

bob: not good, we were freshly spanked!
term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.
“christ i was freshly spanked last nite – it must have been the vodka”

“look at the rack on that – she needs to be freshly spanked”

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