freshman 15


when a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her -ss and gain 15 lbs.
did you see suzy back at christmas? talk about freshman 15.
another name for the college freshman cl-ss; given to the freshman cl-ss because in the first year of college, students will usually eat more than usual and not exercise as much, thus gaining weight (usually about 15 pounds)
sophmore: i just joined the gym… i have to try to work off the freshman 15.
when a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.
did you see ashley and her new fat-ss? she went through freshman 15.
when upper year collage students have a compet-tion to have s-x with 15 freshman girls in a specified amount of time, this could be one night, or one week. the one who reaches the goal, or sleeps with the most about of girls in that specified amount of time, will have bragging rights.
jenny: “hey, here’s some advice. a lot of guys are doing the freshman 15 this year, so don’t get to drunk at that part tonight.”
when a girl that is kind of a sl-t but never puts out, goes to college and has s-x with fifteen guys right off the bat.
” i thought lindsay would be alright in college until i heard she did her freshman 15……. what a shame”
when a freshman guy or girl has s-x with 15 people during their freshman year.
sally: yeah, ive already had my freshman 15
dee: you mean you gained 15 pounds?
sally: no i mean ive done 15 guys
dee: oh. youre done
when a man attempts to have intercourse with 15 college freshman in one night. the guy who completes this great challenge of endurance and skills with the ladies. is crowned king of the night.
“hey alec have you completed the freshman 15”

“nah man i can’t even get one”
“well you better keep trying grants already on number five”

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