Freshman Facebook Syndrome


a condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on facebook with intent of appearing “popular” or friendly with uppercl-ssmen. commonly abbreviated as “ffs.”
senior 1: dude, who is this random freshman that added me on facebook?

senior 2: i don’t know, man! some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of freshman facebook syndrome!

senior 1: yeah, no sh-t! this kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

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