freshman flop
an instance where a freshman (mostly in high school) walks up stairs in their new, unfamiliar school building and trips on the last step, falling flat on the floor. the victim only hopes that they catch their fall with their hands and that n-body was watching.
don’t get embarr-ssed. we all did the freshman flop in that narrow stairwell once.
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