freshman hunter


an uppercl-ssman, usually a male or one who is older than a freshman girl, they stalk their prey daily via facebook. these creatures usually attends parties that include several younger females. they will attempt anything and go through great lengths to get into the younger females’ pants.

also known as : cradle robbers
leland: yo who invited those f-ckin’ freshman hunters man?! they’re not comin in my house..

young drunk freshman sl-t: oh my god! is that jake!? i loovvee him let him in!

leland: screw that .. i dont even know him

jake(freshman hunter): i just kicked in the door it was locked, is that alright ? i heard there were some freshman girls up in here!
upper-cl-ssmen, typically in highschool or recently graduated, who go to parties and events with intent to “pick up” young, freshman girls. usually willing to drive around and/or supply drugs and alcohol.
leland: who the f-ck invited these freshman hunters?

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