Freshman Ipod


when freshman in schools are given laptops to use for educational purposes, but they load it with tons of downloaded music and walk around with headphones on and an open laptop to listen to the music rather than buying an ipod. originated in glen a wilson. by 4th period pe
person 1: hey look at that freshman and his laptop
person 2: shut up let him rock his freshman ipod

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