Freshmonger
a senior or uppercl-ssman that is an outcast within their own grade, so they resort to being friends with undercl-ssmen i.e freshman.
freshmongers are usually female, most often obese and hated by their own cl-ssmates. freshman look up to them because they are uppercl-ssmen and think they are cool for hanging out with one.
it is very likely that the freshmonger won’t have a date to the prom, so they invite one of their freshman buddies so they won’t be so lonely.
freshman girl 1: omg rnt we sooo cool? we hng out with seniors! maybe they will invite us to prom!
freshman girl 2: we r soo hot! let’s go be sl-ts!
freshmonger: do you guys want to go to prom with me? n-body wants to be my date!! isn’t that weird? i’m so hot!
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