Freshy fresh
when someone wipes their -ss with toilet paper, but because there is still sh-t left behind, they use a moist wipe to clean the rest up. the term was widely popularized by a teenage girl in a cottonelle commercial, but it can be used for any toilet paper/moist wipe combination.
“man, i just took a sh-t so sloppy that i had to do the freshy fresh.”
“beulah always has skid marks in her panties. someone needs to teach that girl about the freshy fresh.”
moronic phrase from a bathroom tissue commercial where people use toilet paper plus a baby wipe to clean their -ss after taking a cr-p.
people have become so fat and cr-p so much they need to freshy fresh themselves every time they take a dump.
implies multiple meanings, generally so fresh it’s freshy fresh.
1. newly fallen snow on the ski slopes, i.e. freshy fresh pow.
2. a fresh–ss sack of weed that smells so good the scent can be smelled outside the bag.
3. freshly baked goods made by your lovely lady.
1. i love to ride that freshy fresh pow pow gnar to the extreme!
2. smell this sh-t, i got hooked up with the freshy-freshhh!
3. she makes the freshy fresh, o yes!
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