Fretney Bits


nice t-ts. they have to be nice to warrant unleashing the full and formidable power of these 3 syllables.
-on p-ssing a suitably endowed female-

dreamweaver: check them t-ts out lar!

ryborg: crivens, them be fine fretney bits rate there bruv!

dreamweaver: stop the car im going to sp-nk in her face

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