fretwank
to play guitar fast with technical skill, but no feeling
anything by yngwie malmsteen
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(v)”to play the air guitar.”
(taken from the movement of the left hand up and down the imaginary frets of a non-existent electric guitar)
“you can always recognize the spotty teenage status quo herberts, by their inability to refrain from ‘fretw-nking’ the second “caroline” is played on the juke-box.”
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