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    a hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, it’s nature is unknown by many.. but it gets sh-t done. this is a chode with potential. “jesus! is that the loch ness monster?” “nawh,. it’s just my hammer chode.”

  • bitchahertz

    b-tchahertz (bhz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bhz of less than one, in the single digit millib-tchahertz (mbhz) range, is desirable. “i clocked her at 17.2bhz, stay away from that sh-t.” “shes h-tting .03 b-tchahertz, or 30mbhz – this one only changes her mind every […]

  • Scroticate

    the act of person a suffocating person b with person a’s scr-t-m. i will tackle and scroticate you!

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    short for “may i help you”. subway -ssociate: “melpya?” subway patron: “yes, i’d like a 6-inch cold cut with pepper jack cheese, toasted please.”

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    extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk. dot…you have a cabbage patch face. better get on that bc


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