Freud

nutty professor who decided we all fancy our mothers and that nearly every dreams symbol is either a p-n-s or other part of genetalia.
however, yet to be thrown out the window of psychology.
cigar, train = p-n-s
formerly a scraggly old c-ke feind who read way too much into oedipus and thought every oblong object was a p-n-s while obessing over mouths, -n-ses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psycho-n-lytical psychology.
sigmund freud = pervert.
°1856-1939
sigmund freud, the person who introduced psycho-n-lysis.

he introduced revolutionar idea’s of how the human mind works, and shaped the landscape of psychology.

currently, freud’s idea’s are considered outdated or incomplete.
he is freudian
n.-a pervert. famously said, “what, you have no s-xual problems? what, you haven’t had s-x? well, that explains it, then.”
but freud, my symptoms are…
next!
freud is a famous psychologist considered by many to be the father of modern psychology. he is most remembered for his tendancy to read into what people are saying and respond with something like “you have a desire to return to the whom” or “you are a h-m-s-xual.”

also my nickname…don’t know why
freud: “the human mid is like an iceberg; it floats with only 1/7th of it’s bulk above water.
verb: to freud, -ed, -ing

to render an object as either a representation of a p-n-s or a v-g-n-.

originating from the austrian psychologist: sigmund freud. freud is known for being the father of modern psychology due to his then-revolutionary studies of psycho-n-lysis and the development of the concepts of id, ego, superego, oedipus complex, etc.. however, he is conventionally known for his emphasis on the underlying effect of s-x. in his interpretations of dreams, almost anything was either a v-g-n- or a p-n-s.
psycho-n-lyst: so what do you remember?
patient: uh, a bucket.
psycho-n-lyst: ok, so that is a v-g-n-.
patient: wait, did you just freud my bucket?
psycho-n-lyst: anger, indicating s-xual frustration.

student 1: see that pencil? it’s a p-n-s. that desk, with it’s little cubby? a v-g-n-. your ruler is a p-n-s too. your shoes are v-g-n-s.
student 2: stop freuding my sh-t.
a good psychiatrist who stole the buddhas teachings and said they were his own.
freudian slips are funny.