Freudian miss-click
is a play on the expression freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. a “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is subst-tuted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended p-n-s.
zoë: what the h-ll happened with your definition here? i was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about p-n-ses.
gideous: i know, it’s so embarr-ssing. the thing is, it’s been a while, you know? i’m trying to focus on my lexicography but i really need to get laid – must have been a freudian miss-click.
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