Freudian slip


a freudian slip, named after famous psycho–n-lyst sigmund freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one’s subconcious mind in place of another p-n-s.
“amy, please p-ss the wild bis-xual sado-m-s-ch-stic s-x orgy.”
a slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is subst-tuted for the one that he or she meant to say.
“for seven and a half years i’ve worked alongside president reagan. we’ve had triumphs. made some mistakes. we’ve had some s-x… uh… setbacks.” -a freudian slip by president george h.w. bush
it’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
a patient says, “doctor, last night i made a freudian slip, i was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: ‘could you please p-ss the b-tter?’

“but instead i said: ‘you silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'”
a freudian slip is when a person has a slip of the tongue, where they say one thing, but mean another. named after sigmund freud who was a medical doctor, physiologist, and psychologist.
while watching a commercial advertising a laundry detergent, lenny asks his girlfriend to p-ss him the phone, but instead, he says, “babe, can you p-ss me the soap?”
1. a verbal or written flub-up in which one says what one really meant, rather than what one meant to say, by accidentally adding or subtracting a word or subst-tuting a similar word that means something that indicates what one really thinks. the phenomenon is named after sigmund freud, who first described it.

2. sigmund freud in exhibitionistic drag.
1. i didn’t mean to say the math teacher was fat. it was only a freudian slip that i said her triangle had a hippopotamus when i meant to say hypotenuse.

2. no rl example known. if you do see it, snap that kodak moment and post it.
a typo, misspelling, or slip of the tongue of which is thought to reveal a hidden subconscious emotion.
examples of a freudian slip:

typo: i like d-ck. (i like rick)
misspelling: i wish you were her. (i wish you were here)
slip of the tongue: -gets slapped by his wife- “cow!” (ow!)
freudian slip means you accidentally reaveal the truth. your subconcious mind makes u perform a action you didn’t want to reaveal to someone.may be your brains way of setting a destiny that you thought only you could control the outcome of. a person may reaveal something subconsiously they want to keep conciously secret by preforming a reaction to a particullar situation. a fruedian slip can be perfomed verbally, memory, and/or physically to accidentally reveal the truth.in other words you accidentaly reaveal your secret thoughts, memory, or actions to ensure your possibly predetermend future.
a person performs a freudian slip to cause a reaction that will ensure a subconciously desired destiny.

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