Friction Fighter
a “friction fighter” is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. friction fighters can be of any s-x or race as long as they perform this action.
kid: “mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?”
mom: “princess, that man was a friction fighter.”
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