friday confession
a no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. these confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.
friday confession: i once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iphone that he dropped in the middle of rochester road before the light turned green. i counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. i’ve never felt so much joy in my life. it was hilarious.
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