Friday Night-Less
when you are home on a friday night with absolutely nothing to do. you usually feel friday night-less when a group of friends is having a small party or gathering and you’re not invited/told/notified until the gathering is actually happening.
in summary, being friday night-less sucks. it makes you feel like a loser. this is how i feel right now.
(the day after the gathering)
person who was at the party, “hey, why weren’t you at the party?”
person who was not… “well that b-tch of a friend didn’t invite me.”
person who was atthe party, “oh… so you were friday night-less?”
person who was not… “no duh, sh-thead.
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