fridayitis
the seemingly contaigous diseast that effects employees on fridays. symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by nice weather. home cures include golfing, taking a trip to the sh-r- or sleeping late and going shopping.
half the plant is out today.. i think they’re suffering from fridayitis.
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