Fridge Opening Syndrome
when you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. it’s a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.
mike: “hey, you wanna go play smash bros?”
john: -opens and stares into his fridge-
mike: “…bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby.”
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