fridgesmacker


that non-tubby friend you have that is looking out for you when you’re on a diet, so when you’re feeling tubby and going for the fridge they smack you or smack the fridge shut. normally, you end up mad at the fridgesmacker even though they are looking out for your best interests.
man, i could really go for some puddin’ but matt’s being such a fridgesmacker. i hate that skinny b-tch.

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