fried eggs
small, virtually flat br–sts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.
we were considering stopping at denny’s after the bar, but calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.
when a woman exposes her br–sts by pressing them on gl-ss for others on the other side to see.
people on the other side of the gl-ss will see that the br–sts resemble fried eggs.
a. delicious breakfast
b. misheard for the word ‘friday’ in rebecca black’s song “friday”
its fried egg,
fried egg,
gonna eat me some fried egg,
fried egg
fried egg.
also know as ‘ian’s fried egg model’. this is the act of having a poo in someone else’s toilet. use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the ‘base’ on which the poo will lie. the poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white
i just did a m-ssive fried egg in aramis’ room
when you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you -j-c-l-t- on where you spanked her to cool it down.
me and my old lady did the fried egg last night…
white person, who wants to be, or should be asain. i.e. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
asain: “he’s comming with us (points at white kid)?”
asain 2: “don’t worry, he’s a fried egg.”
an old lady’s br–sts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
“ah, man, that old lady just bent over and i saw her fried eggs!”
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