fried goat cheese


the best type of cheese ever invented, if not one of the greatest objects of all time. also, one of the few good things to come out of france.

fried goat cheese is also a lesser known cure for vampirimism. it has not yet been tried on a werewolf.
colin: have you played the new burnout game?
james: yeah, it’s possibly the best thing since fried goat cheese.

john: my friend just got bit by a vampire.
james: give him some fried goat cheese.

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