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“fried ricer is the coolest cat around. but don’t push his b-ttons, he’ll make sure you go home crying to donald ronald nagger duck” – e-knox
- Pillow Vagina
a plethora of pillows placed around the head while napping and/or sleeping. consists of the base pillow that you would usually sleep on, then a f-ckton of randomly-placed pillows above. air hole not required, but is encouraged. make me a pillow v-g-n-. i’m gonna nap till the next tri-ssic period.
an adjective similar in meaning to horrible, though conveying an added level of insult and criticism of whatever happens to be deemed it. of or pertaining to a wh-r- this f-cking addition is so wh-r-able. that stripper gave the most wh-r-able lapdance ever. alternative form: that was horrible-with-a-w. 1. a girl who has the potential […]
- poles before holes
meaning the same thing as ‘bros before hoes’…the dude has the ‘pole’ and the girl is the ‘hole’. larry: no, i gotta go, i promised sara i’d walk her home. tommy: dude, poles before holes! you’re staying.
a person who stays in bed all day long. joe: hey, i was at a sweet party last night after gettin’ a date with my girl. how about you, man? peter: nothin’ much, man. just stayin’ in my bed all day. joe: dude! just get out and stop being such a bedsped!
- Beef Crunch
the act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a “crunch.” so, i ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. i tell you i had the worst “beef crunches.”