friend boner


it is a non-s-xual comment directed at your friend for an action he/she performed that was totally awesome.
that was so awesome i got a friend b-n-r.
an erection that occurs when a person has a bunch friends come and hang out or do activities. therefore the person gets an exasperating b-n-r.
not gay at all!
omg! my friends are coming over i’m ganna have such a friend b-n-r.
when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly
i have a friend b-n-r for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven’t ever spoken.

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